The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
