I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
