I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
