So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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