i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
