just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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