they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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