The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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