he shaved USA in his pubs
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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