We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just found puke in my bra..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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