Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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