Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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