But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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