Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
