Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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