the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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