'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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