if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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