My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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