I will die if light touches me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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