I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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