Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
