I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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