You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i think i just lost a toe
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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