I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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