By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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