I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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