I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
