So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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