Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
