We're like a lot better than the average bears
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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