I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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