5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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