Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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