handjob tips. give me some.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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