What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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