Only a mothe r could love this liver
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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