this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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