Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
