And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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