hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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