Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
please come you make the beer taste better
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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