What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
not ubering you a puppy
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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