I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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