Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
