oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I stole a fireplace last night.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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