Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
