I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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