Dual....:-)
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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