this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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