i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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