Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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